- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hill billy went fishing

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

The lion swallowed his pride.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Dumbledore dies.

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