- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Yo Momma is not fat.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

identical jokes get different votes.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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