- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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