the WNBA.

Religion.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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