- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums a potato

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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