- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus Christ

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Pickle

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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