- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

who else is on here?

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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