Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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