Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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No antijoke here.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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