why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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willam dafoe

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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you just read an anti-joke

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