Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Matthew Baker

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Your mam is so fat.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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