- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Pickles

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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