how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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A hill billy went fishing

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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