- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

boobs!

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I have an erection My mom!

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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c-? men, C-men

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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