What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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