- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

CAVE JOHNSON.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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