What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Fine, ladies first.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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I am a mime

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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