Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

I like U.............................nicorns :D

I was once a hamster.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

you dint have to be a jew matt

I'm Polish.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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