What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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