Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

A bar walks into a man

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A man walks into a bar. Ow

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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