- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

A seal walks into a club.

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