- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemonade.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

The cream, it is coming

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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