Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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