What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Hail Hitler

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Asian women drivers...

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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