- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

no

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

hey hey apple

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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