- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Asian women drivers...

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Hail Hitler

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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