what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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