- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

sorry got to poo

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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