- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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