- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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