- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A chicken walked into the bar...

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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