What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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