The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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