- Anti Joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.