- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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