Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

A paralysed man falls over.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

women's rights

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

You idiot thats 9 letters

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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