- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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