What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Face Hunter is scum

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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