- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What did the sign say? It said slow down

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

I like touching my boobs

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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