- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what are three short words? i a am

I had 99 problems Solved them all

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A Mormon walks into a bar

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