Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did? Yes

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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