Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Penis

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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