Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Stephen Hawking

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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