- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Well this is pointless.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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