- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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