- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's your guys names?

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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