Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

This is my favorite antijoke.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Where's my tractor?

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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