- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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