- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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