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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

su algato es en fuego

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

im telling maguire

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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