- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Julian Ha.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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