- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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