How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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