Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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