- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

N-E Pats never cheated

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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