if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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