What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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