- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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