The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Where's my tractor?

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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