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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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