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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Neil is a reterd.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

YOLO You only like Oreos

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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