What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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