Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Dumbledore dies.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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