- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

what's black? a lot of things.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

no rasist joks

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

-knock knock! -doors open

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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