Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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