What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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