- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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