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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honk if you're Amish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

DEATH.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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