What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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