- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

This is not funny.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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