One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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