Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

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