- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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