- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Jersey Shore.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Tilt your screen back .

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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