What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

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