- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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