I am dyslexic

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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