What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Smelly Indians.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What? Yes.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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