- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

I'm so punny.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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