Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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