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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Ain't idn't a word.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

i had sex.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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