Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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This sentence is a lie.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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