- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago